When I felt down about it, though, I referred to this article, where she laments the fact that her husband will no longer let her eat Twizzlers for breakfast. I'm sorry, they're a low-fat food with fruit ON THE PACKAGE! :)
I can't find this article to share with you now (it's been a few years), but as this [nearly] became my dinner Monday night, that article is all I could think of, and I only wish I had its funny words in print.
In other news, I don't suggest buying mint M&M's. They're so dangerous.